coloring your text

where it says "rotty" you can type what ever you want between the ] and [

. [**color=red]rotty[**/color] .
. [**color=yellow]rotty[**/color] .
. [**color=pink]rotty[/color**] .
. [**color=green]rotty[/color**] .
. [**color=orange]rotty[/color**] .
. [**color=purple]rotty[/color**] .
. [**color=blue]rotty[/color**] .
. [**color=beige]rotty[/color**] .
. [**color=brown]rotty[/color**] .
. [**color=teal]rotty[/color**] .
. [**color=navy]rotty[/color**] .
. [**color=aquarmarine]rotty[/color**] .
. [**color=maroon]rotty[/color**] .
. [**color=skyblue]rotty[/color**] .
. [**color=silver]rotty[/color**] .
. [**color=tan]rotty[/color**] .
. [**color=grey]rotty[/color**]

Leave the spaces and period but take out the **

Faces and Characters

keep the [ ] but take out the * unless other wise told

[a*] = angel
[b*] = beer
[c*] = coffee
[d*] = drink?
[e*] = envelop
[g*] = gift
[h*] = dude w/ shades (hot?)
[i*] = lightbulb (idea)
[n*] = thumbs down (no)
[o*] = clock
[s*] = moon (sleep?)
[u*] = broken heart
[w*] = wilted flower
[y*]= thumbs up (yes)
[z*] = lump
[6*] = devil
[8*] = music note
[ap*] - airplane
[au*] - automobile
[co*] - computer
[ip*] - island with palm tree
[li*] - lightning
[mo*] - money
[pi*] - pizza
[sn*] - snail
[st*] - stormy
[um*] - umbrella
[^*] - birthday cake
[~*] - movie reel
[{*] - left hug
[}*]- right hug
[*---] - dot (i can't use a * to break up the code because a * is part of the code take out the---)
[:)*] - ? in a balloon
[:d*] - ! in a balloon
[:o*] - surprise balloon
[:p*] - G in a balloon
[;)*] - Winking
[:(*] - Sad
[:s*] - tongue tied
[:*] - indifferent
[:'(*] - crying
[:$*] - embarrassed
[:@*] - Angry
[:-*~~~] - secret (take out the ~~~)
[8-*] - nerd
[+o(*] - sick
[8o*] - mean face
[8-)*] - rolling eyes
[^o)*] - curious
[:^)*] - hmm
[*-)*] - worried
[-)*] - sleepy

Special Pink Text

So if you've been on the boards long, you've seen people type text that looks like this

* mrs.rotty is really cool

but the question is
how do you get that?

what you type is
/me what you want yourself to say

so my example would be

/me is really cool

important
hit [ENTER] after text

so its
/
me
[spacebar]
text
[enter]

have fun talking in 3rd person

Funny pictures

you can moon a board, flash a board, or show a board your imaginary penis!
its pretty funny!

boobs
( o Y o )
(o)(o)
(.)(.) [a little saggy but its okay]
{.}{.}
OO [silicone anyone]

Butts
( I )
( )( )
{ } { } [celulite is a great thing!]

Penis
-----)
3----)
3~~~)
3===)
; =====> (this one looks like it would hurt)
8==I)

How to Cuss with out being Sensored

How to Cuss with out being Censored
so the nest/knot ****'s out cuss words
So you have to be creative with your usage and spelling

biitch (2 ii's) = bitch
shiit (2 ii's) = Shit
Fvkk (f-v-k-k) = Fuck
cvnt (c-v-n-t) = cunt
asss (extra S) = ass (duh)

you can also put words together
so
mother fucking cock whore jerk isn't allowed
BUT
motherfuckingcockwhorejerk IS allowed

PM's or Private Messages

The knot/nest has a fairly new system called private messages. which allows you to send messages behind the scenes to one person.

To do this you must be on their 'friends list'

to do this you must click on the persons name and click
"add to my friends"

after you click it

it will switch to "remove from my friends'"

the other person must accept you as their friend

To view your friends or accept a friend.

first - you click on your screen name.

and you'll see this screen pop up

then you need to scroll down to see your friends list

Then you'll see this:

click the view all friends button

that will open up to the next screen

you have 2 options here

the 'friend' option which is the screen it opens up too

and

the 'message' option

this is where you view your messages from others.

To send a private message

after someone is on your friends list

you can either click their name on the board you are on, or click their name on your friends list

once you click 'Send A private Message'

it will open to this screen

then after this its just like any other email.

you MUST have a subject and a body to send

below the body of the email there is a button that says

[submit]

hit this and its sent away to the person of your choice.

*UPDATE**

On the new setup you can PM anyone you want. you dont' have to be friends with them in order to send them a PM

At the end of each persons post you'll see a [contact+] button when you hit that i'll create a drop down menue as you see here:

hit [send private message] and you're good to go.

Most Memorable Quotes

Another word to the wise... becareful what you say, some one some where has a C&P of it!

here are some prime examples....

So who was the birthday party really for?
From: ErinKevin
Date: 10/21/2007 at 1:59 PM
I chose a Tiffany & Co. theme because her older sister got truckloads of Tiffanys crap throughout her 1st year of life & Lauren hasn't gotten a thing! Not fair! I don't want her to grow up with a Jan Brady complex! So, the Grandparents, Aunts & Uncles got the hint & came.

Yeah! My DH brought home batteries!
From: lovebug33
Date: 12/4/2007 at 7:45 PM
Now, I can put batteries in all my annoying Christmas musical things and p!ss DH off for an entire month!

(reply)
From: cooper_33
Date: 12/4/2007 at 7:46 PM
Or you could use them in a vibrator and completely eliminate any need for him all month.


Dirty Confession...
From: Latinachk1785
Date: 1/14/2008 at 10:57 AM
In regards to "losing something" inside of you, I am ashamed to admit I once forgot a tampon inside me before. It just so happened to be right before I met my BF. For about a month it would reek when we had sex and spot brown everywhere. I finally went to the doctors thinking I had an infection and the doctor went to take a look and said "Honey, did you know you had a tampon lodged inside you?" I about died and said "No, but it sure makes a lot of sense now." She got it out for me and god was it disgusting. She sure earned her money that day. Hahaha. I still find it someone funny despite how sick it is. Must be love when my boyfriend stuck around through that phase.

[why oh why would you tell people this?!]

Virgin giving birth...
From: MrsGrady
Date: 1/18/2008 at 5:58 PM
Ok I dont even know if this is the right board for this question but I just want opinions: My 30 something year old sister is a Lesbian, and has been since her college years. She has NEVER been with a man sexually; and plans on getting pregnant next year (AI).. is a vaginal birth even an option being that she is a virgin? or will dr rec a C-Section. Any ideas????
~Anything a man can do, a woman can do better; except something stupid~ Kimora Lee Simmons